Me: I think, son, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside.
Jackson: What, like your lungs and heart and organs? You need those to be beautiful? That’s just weird.
Me: I think, son, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside.
Jackson: What, like your lungs and heart and organs? You need those to be beautiful? That’s just weird.
Jackson: You know who I bet got a lot of coal in their stockings?”
Me: Who?
Jackson: The Nazis.
“Merry Christmas, people! Remember, it’s about giving. Also remember not to leave a fire burning Christmas Eve or you will kill Santa and then no more Christmas. And if you kill Santa, you suck.”
-Jackson
Jackson: Daddy- this year can we put security cameras around the fireplace?
Me: That sounds expensive. If you want to pay for it, you can.
Jackson: Hmmm. I just want to see if there is a fat guy in a red suit bringing presents… besides you.
Me: Hey Jackson, I may have a free week in June. You and I should go somewhere for a couple of days. Do something crazy and fun.
Jackson: Like go to Chuck E Cheese?
Me: No. Bigger than that. Like go camping. Or visit a big city we’ve never been to. Or go to a waterpark resort hotel.
Jackson: I know! I know! We could go to Chuck E Cheese…TWICE.
Jackson: Can we just spend our whole vacation in this hotel bed?
Me: Why would we do that?
Jackson: Because I have never known such comfort.
Jackson: I don’t think most people actually have epic fails.
Me: Really?
Jackson: Because I don’t think most people try to do anything actually epic in order to have an epic fail.
Jackson: Are we watching a movie?
Me: yes, I have ten choices for you, each one better than the last.
Jackson: Then I choose the last one.
JACKSON: Daddy?
ME: Yes, Jackson.
JACKSON: From now on, whenever I ask you a question, it would be good if your answer always contained a tragic back story.
While atop the Six Flags/Great America Yankee Clipper ride, just before going down the hill.
JACKSON: Why is this ride so slow? Do the Great America people hate us?
ME: I don’t think so. I think this is the calm before storm. Isn’t this great, though? We are here, not being punched in the face by the baby, not doing laundry, not cleaning, not working at all— and instead we are riding go-karts, going on rides, eating funnel cake… This is pretty great I think.
JACKSON: You had me at not being punched in the face by the baby.